August 2012
At McDonald's
My friend: hi can I have some chicken nuggets?
Cashier: you mean mcnuggets?
Me: uhm... What's the difference?
Cashier: mcdonalds has mcnuggets.. Duh.
My friend: That's very interesting. Thanks for wasting my time, now can you mcfinish taking my mcorder, mcmake my food and mcshut thefuck up? Thanks a lot mcasshole.
Me: and some mcfries with that please.
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spencersgirlfriend:
omgf some girl on my facebook aka the most popular girl in my grade posted a status “spencer reid is my boyfriend and penelope is my best friend that is my social life” hahahHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHABA OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO THEY ARE NOT U R DUMB HAHAHAHhahahahHahahaHahahha flips table and flies into sun while singing one direction EXCUSE ME ruDE
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gladosisbestpony:
Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber
Sponsored by Crocs
and internet explorer
with movie posters written in comic sans
thelifesavingparachute:
what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
Saying you're weird.
lolzpicx:
On Facebook people are like:
On Tumblr people are like: “Me too!”
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how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what
how does that work and where do i sign up
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i may be annoying and ugly but at least i don’t have auto play on my blog
Plot Twist: We all lose our social anxiety and order our pizza's through the phone without hesitation and nervousness, we successfully greet everyone at family gatherings without jumbling up words and asking "how are you" twice, and we lose the habit of practicing to say our orders before saying it to the waitress.
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i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
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July 2012
cosmicsan:
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
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Sort of angry. The computers went down yesterday so I couldn’t clock out and I just know they are gonna try and disappear some of my hours. the schedule for TODAY was also not up so I called at 6pm and was told that the manager was calling everyone who worked to tell them when they did. I received no such call but a bad feeling this morning had me calling them anyway. Turns out I...
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Reid to get Love Interest →
justjasper:
It seems like someone has put Morgan’s pick-up tips to good use. Reid (Matthew Gray Gubler) will get a girlfriend on Criminal Minds’ upcoming eighth season, executive producer Erica Messer tells TVGuide.com.
“It’s finally happening! He’s gonna have a love interest,” she says. “It will be a little arc and it’s gonna be good.”
The lucky lady, who has yet to be cast, will be...
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Everything here is shippable. Even I'm shippable;...
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