May 2013
miss-doctorwho:
stantanalopez:
i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
why
wow past you was a bitch
felicia-dayum:
snickerdoots:
helpful-and-dreamy-castiel:
plaidsunglasses:
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
So if Sam was the one who turned Crowley human, and the first one around when Crowley started feeling feelings and stuff, does that mean that Crowley’s now imprinted on Sam like a baby duck?
no. baby moose
quick someone draw crowley as a bby moose
HERE YOU GO!
Goddamn, the hiatus...
overencumberbatchedfrenchtugboat:
caramelfeathers:
CAN WE PRETEND THAT ANGELS
IN THE NIGHT SKY
ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS
I COULD REALLY USE A DRINK RIGHT NOW
DRINK RIGHT NOW
KILL ME NOW
i thought they looked like sperm
like from god i suppose
is that how he made jesus?
CAN I GET PREGNANT FROM THIS?
Five minutes later I was escorted out for drunkenly screaming I was a cyborg...
– Nick (via david)
its-tuesday-again:
nefertiti-is-my-division:
its-tuesday-again:
sometimes i think i might be bi but then
i’d rather climb a mountain than go in a cave, you feel me
‘cause you can see everything on a mountain but you never know what’s lurking in a cave
are you implying that any given vagina may or may not contain a bear
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Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No...
nicodidevilo:
OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE
Writing a novel
meaningmelody:
theoneandonlyailat:
moriarty-is-staying-alive:
careline18:
60% Staring onto a blank screen
20% Drinking tea/coffee
10% Freaking out because WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I WRITE?
10% Procrastinating on the internet
5% Looking for music to write with
5% Actually writing.
That equals 110%
duh, we’re authors, not mathmagicians.
please tell me that’s not a typo
orlopzi:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
He’s not until someone touches him
booksandwildthings:
riceballhika:
if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character
except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin
and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was
I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath
and be like
“I AM THAT CHARACTER”
...
How To Ruin Your Life
Step 1: Join tumblr
Step 2: Become part of a fandom
Step 3: Become best friends with people who live on the other side of the world
an-egg:
its time to get into my pajamas (removes bra) all done
katnisstiel:
FANDOM WANTS FALLEN!CAS AND JEREMY CARVER IS ALL “I’LL GIVE YOU FALLEN!HEAVEN MOTHERFUCKERS”
falling-in-love-with-fandoms:
imaginebaggins:
e-zekiel:
I WANT JOHN GREEN TO BE ON THE BOAT IN AMSTERDAM AND I WANT HIM TO BE THE ONE WHO SHOUTS, “THE BEAUTIFUL COUPLE IS BEAUTIFUL” IN A PATHETIC AND OBVIOUSLY FAKE DUTCH ACCENT
round 38579485 of make john green find the thing
*cracks knuckles*
connorkawaii:
connorkawaii:
the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school
wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and
actual logo:
powerpoint:
your secrets out EA
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