claudiagray:

Sometimes the greatest sarcasm is wasted. 

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elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

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sevnilock:

sevnilock:

Gryffindor · Adventure,Brave,Knight - John
Ravenclaw · Wise,Study,Vision - Sherlock
2013/2011

I love you ,Potter! :DDD

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

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nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

(via just-sing-forever)

- Rossi: You do that in pen?
- Blake: Is there any other way?

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bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

modern Hogwarts headcanon

muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”

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mradventurejuice:

Just in case you needed a little space

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sequinscampari:

I’ve shown this to just about everyone already, but it’s still just so cute! (Article)

sequinscampari:

I’ve shown this to just about everyone already, but it’s still just so cute! (Article)

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bleep0bleep:

ponfarrisforlovers:

My friend Dev (she’s not in the tw fandom) found this fucking coke

WITH WHAT’S OBVIOUSLY STILES’ NAME ON IT:

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STILES IS UPSET HE DIDN’T FIND IT FIRST 

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

I thought they saved someone names Bil ions

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sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

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